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While commercial suicide booths and the personal Tube Transport System haven't materialized yet, the Smell-O-Scope seems to be making advances. At least from the first looks.
CNN's offbeat syndication of the AP article "Rangers sniff out odors at big farms" features a picture of the so-called olfactometer in use. While it can't sniff particles at great distances (it does the opposite and dilutes incomming stink by an exact ratio) it sure looks just like a portable version of Farnsworth's invention.

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WezzoOct 29th 2003, 17:30
wha-hey! :)
userOct 29th 2003, 19:05
Maybe matt and david could sue the company that made them, for royalties, which could give them the money to produce another season
KazzahdraneOct 29th 2003, 20:03
From that picture I can see what looks just like a Funkometer!
DJEOct 30th 2003, 00:28
Just don't make me smell Uranus-
JenOct 30th 2003, 17:31
Ohhhh, that guy is soooooo obviously just about to say "Whassat funky jazz?"
KimberlyOct 30th 2003, 21:51
Do we really want the tube transport system, I mean, after all, check out how badly subway stations stink, let alone being upwind of everyone in back of you who is flatuating or "forgot" to shower. Ick! ;)

Cohen, Groening, PLEASE bring Futurama back!
athena1999Oct 30th 2003, 22:31
They should give Matt and Dave credit-- if they ever watched Futurama they should. I think I know what he's thinking. "What stinks so bad? Is it those FOX executives?"
somedudeNov 2nd 2003, 19:33
The future is Futurama....

Hey, they should give Matt Groening and David Cohen some credit for that invention! Am I not right, folks?
SmileyNov 3rd 2003, 00:14
The Olfactometer was built in response to rural and local community people and small family farms in the United States and Canada protesting the rise of corporate hog and cattle farms. These farms, owned by nameless corporations that take months of legal paperwork to track down, are run by one or two families only and raise between 1000 and 4000 hogs or head of cattle at a time.
Many of these farms have sub-farms within themselves and each has a waste dump about the size of your average Olympic size swimming pool! So if the wind is in the right direction you'll catch "the big stink" being complained about by the protestors.
You see its now been found that this large concentration of fecal smell contains E-coli bacteria which can infect the lungs of the weak, sick, very young, and elderly as much as influenza, cholera, the cold, or pneumonia. In some cases one might as well just start smoking a carton of cigarettes a week to beat the E-coli to the punch!
This Olfactometer is designed to keep tabs on these "offenders". We hope!