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Lesser of Two Evils Quotes

Our quotes collection now features the "Lesser of Two Evils" funnies for those with a faint memory or in need of a few laughs.
So, shut up and hoot.

View comments | Nov 12th 2003 | contributor

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fryfanNov 13th 2003, 00:32
it is alright, but you didn't add that quote where Bender longs for a time when the world was simplier and had no machine and leela tells him he's a robot, but Bender ignores her. That was funny. Also that scene when Bender said to the TV, "Shut up and Get to the Point!" was not on there. You should had also put those lines where Flexo and Bender commented on the fembots and when Fry commented they called him a pervert. But the quotes you have now are worthy of fryfan's time.
JerecNov 13th 2003, 06:59
Leela: Did you drive much in the 20th century?
Fry: Nope, no one drove in New York, too much traffic.

guosdht08324wofdNov 14th 2003, 00:45
The quotes pages are great, but you should add..

from 'taste of freedom': "the sparks keep me warm"

from 'I second that emotion': "Hey bender, have you seen my sombrero?"

and the world needs a "whimmy wham-wham wozzle" sound clip.
MrkNov 14th 2003, 22:01
Just a small correction (sorry to be anal...), number 11:

Leela: "Fry, why are you looking for Flexo in my underpants drawer?"
Leela: "I didn't find him here ten minutes ago. So I thought it was time to check again." *smack* "Ow!"

Fry says the second line
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fryfanNov 17th 2003, 07:20
For a Clone of my own please at this quote.

Leela: the Professor is out.
Fry: Quick Somebody shock him.
Bender: your social security check is late. Stuff cost more than they used to. Young people use curse words.

Cubert: robots are good at keeping secrets.
Bender: no we're not you little bed-wetter oops I'm sorry.